Person Number One: Oh dear! Who is that poor unfortunate soul?
Person Number Two: I really don’t know! And why are you quoting ‘The Little Mermaid’?
Person Number One: I don’t know, she’s ginger, made me think of it.
Person Number Two: Really.. gingers always remind me of orange wednesdays.
Person Number One: Well that too.. that reminds me! Do you want to go see the new Sherlock Holmes film?
(Sorry this is random, it’s 4 in the morning, so please excuse me..)
